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Limericks About Sweaty People

No summer is complete without baseball, barbecue, and five-line poems in anapestic meter with a strict rhyme scheme that detail the always-embarrassing process of perspiration. Whip out your hanky and enjoy these limericks! Double Standards When a model drips sweat from his hair, People stop in their tracks and they stare. But when I get […]

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Mariah Carey Will Direct A Movie For The Hallmark Channel And It'll Probably Be A Glorious Mess

Mariah Carey, star of the universally panned 2001 movie “Glitter,” is giving Hollywood another shot, only this time, she’ll also be behind the camera. According to the Associated Press, the 45-year-old singer will co-star and direct in “Mariah Carey’s Christmas Project,” which will air on the Hallmark Channel. Naturally, the film is scheduled to air […]

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