Not much explanation is needed here. Ninjas are cool. We all love them, even though they mean to kill us. And we all love laughing at jokes. So why not laugh at jokes about ninjas?
The logic is airtight. Please, enjoy these 36 jokes about ninjas.
If a ninja kills in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
No, it makes a corpse!
How does a ninja deal with fear?
He gives it to others!
How many ninjas does it take to change a lightbul–
Where’d that lightbulb come from??
What’s a ninja’s favorite soda?
SLICE!
How do you wake a ninja?
You don’t! It’s a decoy! Your throat’s cut!
How does a ninja pick up women?
It’s easy once they’re lifeless!
What is a ninja’s favorite sound?
Does tempered steel on Adam’s apple count?!
If you could be any type of ninja, what type would you–
Too late! You’ve been killed by a real ninja!
Do ninjas believe in God?
The more important question is, DO YOU???
How do you give a ninja directions?
Don’t worry, he’ll find you!
What do you use to hunt a ninja?
He waits for you to change yours, then your life and your car are his!
Aaaaaaaand your money’s gone.
The bartender says, “Good to see you two!”
Whatever yours was!
None, they’re all on you!
Atop your grave!
A surprise mass funeral!
Because it’s impossible for them to leave one!
He’ll kill both of you!
The one you’re currently distracted by!
SLICED AIRWAYS!
Just one, a ninja can easily kill a whole band!
Don’t you mean … A LAST DATE?!
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