Thumbnail for 111398

Jimmy Fallon's #MyRoommateIsWeird Tweets Sum Up All Your Roomie Nightmares

Look, roomies are great. Sure, sometimes they drink all your milk, but it’s cool. You were probably planning on eating your cereal with water today anyway. It’s cool, guys. It’s totally cool.

On Thursday’s “Tonight Show,” Jimmy Fallon wanted to know your best #MyRoommateIsWeird stories, and some are so crazy that you’ll be glad milk is your biggest roomie problem. (You know, not that glad, but still.)

Every morning I’d wake up and find a Polaroid picture on my chest of me sleeping #MyRoommateIsWeird

— katebowers (@katebowers) September 2, 2015

After binge-watching all the seasons of “Bones” my roommate said she could “commit the perfect murder.” Comforting. #MyRoommateIsWeird

— Georgi (@georgipres) September 2, 2015

@jimmyfallon my Roomate giggles in her sleep then says “That’s not funny…” #MyRoommateIsWeird

— Grant (@GZINC) September 2, 2015

You know what else isn’t funny? Osteoporosis. Think about that, milk stealers. Just think about that.

See more of Jimmy Fallon’s hashtags.

“The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” airs weeknights at 11:35 p.m. ET on NBC.

Also on HuffPost:

– This feed and its contents are the property of The Huffington Post, and use is subject to our terms. It may be used for personal consumption, but may not be distributed on a website.