On Sunday’s episode of “Last Week Tonight,” John Oliver mocked Vladimir Putin’s ban of some U.S. agricultural products by announcing that if the Russian president was breaking up with our chicken and soybeans, they’re now single and on the prowl.

“I’m warning you, Russia, I’ll put U.S. chicken on Tinder right now,” threatened Oliver, showing an image of a chicken in the dating app. “This is real. Check Tinder right now, it’s actually there. Some pervert with a chicken fetish just hit the fucking jackpot.”

In the days since, the chicken has apparently been swiped right at least a few times, because the Tinder chats that have taken place are ridiculous and wonderful.

Tweeting screen grabs of them with the hashtag #ChickenTinders, the @LastWeekTonight social media editors seem to be having a field day.

Also, guys are gross.

This guy really wanted to make it work…
#ChickenTinders pic.twitter.com/WD5dYQVJ32

— Last Week Tonight (@LastWeekTonight) August 13, 2014

Gross metaphor, bro. #ChickenTinders pic.twitter.com/aOALkqD658

— Last Week Tonight (@LastWeekTonight) August 14, 2014

Reminder: The only picture we posted is a headless uncooked chicken costume. #ChickenTinders pic.twitter.com/XKFUkFDW50

— Last Week Tonight (@LastWeekTonight) August 15, 2014

This guy even stumped autocorrect. #ChickenTinders pic.twitter.com/xvKzmj2GaW

— Last Week Tonight (@LastWeekTonight) August 15, 2014

Okay maybe this one was a little mean… #ChickenTinders pic.twitter.com/hs5ar2kpsH

— Last Week Tonight (@LastWeekTonight) August 15, 2014