These days, it seems like everyone’s got something to say about Bey and Jay (Z). Questions are plentiful: Are they getting a divorce? Is Beyonce on the market for a new bachelorette pad?? Is there an evil lawsuit to take baby Blue Ivy away from the reigning king and queen of the music world???

Perhaps the most important question of all is, do you realize how ridiculous these all sound?

Funny or Die does, and is here to put a mirror in front of your Bey and Jay-hating face. Almost as ridiculous as thinking Beyonce shot Tupac (or is Tupac), please, watch and learn: