Today in “things that won’t surprise anyone,” comes a video breaking the news that houses seen in your favorite TV shows and movies sell for really expensive prices. Recent sales of the homes featured in “Full House,” “The Brady Bunch,” and “Nightmare on Elm Street” easily topped the $1 million mark — even if the condition was less-than-perfect. Take a look to see the properties in question, plus a few others from the pop culture graveyard.

If anything, watch the video for the suspiciously high-energy host, who says the following nonsense without displaying even the smallest twinge of shame: “Who didn’t dream of noming on some crumpets made by good old Alice?”