Larry King is ticked, I tell ya. Ticked!

Recently Dr. Ezekiel Emanuel wrote that he hopes he dies at age 75. The article got a lot of people riled up, but no one more than King.

In fact, King became so mad that he went on “Conan” and performed a standup routine on exactly why you shouldn’t want to die at 75. And after listening to his well-thought-out mix of one-liners and rimshots, the main reason has to be so you can watch this clip as many times as possible.

“Conan” airs weeknights at 11:00 p.m. ET on TBS.