Singer, actress and tree-hugger Bette Midler has done so much for conservation here on Earth. It’s time to take it to the moon.

Midler has planted many trees in her time (when she’s not wielding those amazing vocal cords), and in this Funny or Die parody of a Kickstarter initiative, the singer wants to take the next step in this cause that is near and dear to heart: She wants to plant a tree on the moon. But she needs your help to do it. And $174 million.

And if you help her out by donating, you could receive any number of gifts. For instance, if you give $5,000, she’ll carve your name in the moon tree. For $100,000, Bette Midler will moon you from the moon!

Don’t miss your chance to get in on this important cause, because if Bette Midler can’t get a tree planted on the moon, who will?