Ah, to be crazy and in love.

Convicted murderer and known citizen of Crazytown, Charles Manson, stopped by Weekend Update on “Saturday Night Live” with his alleged new bride, Star Burton, a 25-year-old woman who has been in contact with Manson since she was 19.

But before you judge, ask yourself what’s not to love about this man? He’s got a lot of experiences under his belt, his beard is quite hip these days, and he’s not afraid to settle down in one location for the rest of his life!