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Miley Cyrus' Fourth Of July Got Just As Weird As You Thought It Would

In honor of the birth of America, Miley Cyrus themed her usual weirdness with the proud colors of this great country and some really creepy masks from Party City. Here is a filtered glimpse at her Fourth of July festivities:

There were arts and crafts made for a person named Katy (not Perry) …

… patriotic party favors and “besties.”

There were fully terrifying Uncle Sam and eagle masks …

… a unicorn and approximately 1776 pool floats …

… And even fireworks (surprisingly not in the shape of a tongue or overtly sexualized hotdog).