The “Magic Mike XXL” trailer was released yesterday to the collective ow-ow-OW! of the internet. Perhaps you heard the readying crumple sounds of one dollar bills that echoed across the landscape. The film’s poster leaves little to the imagination.

Lead actor Channing Tatum is pointing both hands at his crotch, which states that the film is “COMING 7.01.15.” … See, by “coming” they mean — okay, okay, just making sure you got it.

That wasn’t even the first idea. These are some of the other “Magic Mike XXL” movie posters that were rejected for just not quite being sexy enough.

All images via Getty and Imgur.