England’s Prince Harry (the handsome redhead about to become fifth in line to the throne once his sister-in-law Kate Middleton gives birth to her second child) has apparently found love with everyone’s favorite “Harry Potter” star-turned-UN Women Goodwill Ambassador, Emma Watson.

This wonderful piece of fan fiction comes from Australia’s Women’s Day, who has dreamt up a universe where the two gorgeous Brits are having “secret dates with each other and are getting to know each other quite well.”

The tabloid has crafted a tale in which the prince had a mutual friend set him up with the 24-year-old actress, and followed up with an email that said he would “like to get to know her.” While the pair went on a group date with 12 other pals they apparently “hit it off,” and now Harry is just “smitten.”

As far as fairytales go, we’d love nothing more than for this one come true, however, we’re pretty certain we’re going to have to settle for watching Watson in the live-action version of Disney’s “Beauty and the Beast,” because this pairing only exists in your dreams.