Because one sharknado isn’t enough, Syfy made a sequel to last year’s disaster B-movie, only this time the sharp-toothed creatures took over New York City.
If you didn’t watch “Sharknado 2: The Second One” on Wednesday night, fear not: Twitter did. Here’s what you missed while living your life:
This time there were sharks on a plane. (Sadly no Samuel L. Jackson, though.)
SHARKNADO 2: SHARKS ON A PLANE
— James Poniewozik (@poniewozik) July 31, 2014
Kelly Osbourne made an appearance as a flight attendant — but then a shark ate her head.
Oh hey there @KellyOsbourne! #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
— Sharknado (@SharknadoSyfy) July 31, 2014
Tara Reid’s April wrote a survival book on the last Sharknado.
Yep, the #Sharknado book is real. Also tells how to survive a Boaricane. http://t.co/VnmuONLN3k #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
— TODAY (@TODAYshow) July 31, 2014
But, oops, she lost her hand to a hungry shark.
Can someone give @TaraReid a hand for that impressive action sequence? (See what we did there?!) #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
— People magazine (@peoplemag) July 31, 2014
Andy Dick made a cameo as a New York cop.
Andy Dick playing a cop is the least believable thing in #Sharknado2
— Jarett Wieselman (@JarettSays) July 31, 2014
Sandra Denton, a.k.a. Pepa from Salt-N-Pepa, also showed up for a bit.
yes, that IS Pepa. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
— Damian Holbrook (@TVGMDamian) July 31, 2014
Perez Hilton made a cameo complaining about the delayed subway train (then he died).
Do NOT make @PerezHilton wait for the train, guys #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
— HuffPost TV (@HuffPostTV) July 31, 2014
Then the sharknado interrupted a Mets game and bats were used as weapons.
And it’s a homerun! #Sharknado2TheSecondOne #Sharknado2 http://t.co/fkKaxfsKNy
— Sharknado (@SharknadoSyfy) July 31, 2014
This woman got her face ripped off by a shark.
That shark ate her damn face! #Sharknado2 pic.twitter.com/dEWVpZCMtH
— Damian Holbrook (@TVGMDamian) July 31, 2014
Citi Bikes were used to escape the sharks.
They’re gonna get charged so much money for not returning those Citi Bikes… #Sharknado2
— Jarett Wieselman (@JarettSays) July 31, 2014
Vivica A. Fox pulled out a medieval sword to kill a shark.
Just when I thought Jasmine the stripper in #IndependenceDay was @MsVivicaFox‘s best work! #Sharknado2 pic.twitter.com/MHbMugRWHw
— Damian Holbrook (@TVGMDamian) July 31, 2014
There were slingshot bombs.
Kids, don’t try this slingshot exploding propane thing at home. You can do the sword shark thing, though. #Sharknado2
— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) July 31, 2014
There was much commentary about equal amounts of plastic surgery and bad acting.
Hard to tell which is worse, the acting or the plastic surgery… #Sharknado2
— Eric Stangel (@EricStangel) July 31, 2014
Oh, and a girl on an airplane toilet died.
Yes, I was eaten by a shark while on a plane toilet. #Sharknado2
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) July 31, 2014
Tara Reid got a saw for a hand (because duh).
Buzz Saw Hand Tara Reid is peak humanity #Sharknado2 pic.twitter.com/rEJh1rZ03Q
— Jarett Wieselman (@JarettSays) July 31, 2014
There was lots of screaming.
FIN: AAAAAAAAAA
SHARK: AAAAAAAAAA
FIN: AAAAAAAAAA
SHARK: AAAAAAAAAA-submitted for your Emmy consideration-
— James Poniewozik (@poniewozik) July 31, 2014
Every New Yorker whipped out a chainsaw and attacked.
Cause everyone in Manhattan has a chainsaw. #Sharknado2
— Carissa Pavlica (@ModwildTV) July 31, 2014
Al Roker and Matt Lauer killed it (literally).
Lauer and Roker survive! pic.twitter.com/W3i5AIKLPe
— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) July 31, 2014
Ian Ziering’s Fin flies through the air and cuts through shark after shark until the day is saved.
Is he seriously flying? #Sharknado2TheSecondOne #Sharknado2
— Tom + Lorenzo® (@tomandlorenzo) July 31, 2014
Here’s how critics felt about it.
Still better than Lucy.
— emilynussbaum (@emilynussbaum) July 31, 2014
But in the end, we all know Twitter was more important than the movie.
admit it you are only watching sharknado to tweet about it and get lots of retweets
— Ethan Klapper (@ethanklapper) July 31, 2014
