After a thorough round of messing with James, Jimmy Fallon wrote out his weekly “Thank You Notes” on Friday night’s “Tonight Show.”

Summer barbecues, hoarders/alcoholics and the potential spawn of Kermit and Miss Piggy were all recipients, but the most head-scratching note might have gone to sliced bread:

“Thank you, sliced bread, for coming out the same year that the television was invented. But, let’s go with YOU being the best thing to happen since 1928.”

Watch the clip above!