The “meet cute”: that moment in movies when a person meets “The One,” and the whole saccharine-sweet exchange is so darn adorable.

But what works in movies doesn’t usually work in real life, as comedian Carlin Adelson proves in the latest episode of her YouTube series “Cuddling With Carlin,” in which she attempts to orchestrate one such cute chance meeting.

Cue cutesy music. And plenty of pain.