Here’s Michelle Rodriguez in a black and white striped bikini, just enjoying the view from a yacht in Ibiza, Spain. While she’s taking it all in, probably contemplating mankind’s existence, the dude in the white towel behind her has other ideas … devious ideas:

And there it is. He seizes the right moment, and unsuspecting Rodriguez already knows her fate is sealed:

She’s cursing the force of gravity right now:

And gravity is all, “Don’t get me wrong, Michelle. Love you in ‘Fast and Furious.’ But this is is just something I have to do”:

Rodriguez emerges, with a clear mission in mind:

Dude previously wearing a white towel, your date with destiny is now:

And revenge is oh-so-sweet:

The end.