The closed captioning was the real frontrunner of the first GOP debate. Participants included the candidates who couldn’t make the main debate — the triple A players, if you will.

It was as if the closed caption technician had used the restroom, and a wayward cat had wandered in and decided to take a nap on the keyboard.

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