Yet another conflict has shaken the international community to its very core: Orlando Bloom and Justin Bieber.

On Wednesday, Stephen Colbert gave an exhaustive — dare we say, Pulitzer-worthy — look at the history of the conflict between the two long-time enemies, and joined with Pope Francis in expressing his hope that they could one day truly put “bros before hos.”

“The Colbert Report” airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30 p.m. ET on Comedy Central.