Finally, someone close to the source to set things straight. Or cause more problems.

Funny Or Die has obtained an exclusive interview with Melania Trump, wife of presidential candidate and Mexico’s No. 1 fan Donaldorf Billingsworth Beelzebub Trump.

And she’s ready to serve up a luxury hotel’s worth of secrets about her husband.

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