Would these beloved scores to these beloved movies be quite as beloved if they had lyrics?

The good folks of the comedy group Dinosaur Ghost have released an alternate history mockumentary in which legendary composer John Williams is actually part of a composing duo called “Williams and Burke.” Williams composes the melody to famous films like “Star Wars,” “Jurassic Park” and “Jaws,” and Burke adds his … very literal lyrics to the mix.

Watch how well it all goes in the video sketch up top. Warning: You may never hear your favorite movie music the same way again.