“And they say I didn’t have a talent…try balancing a champagne glass on your ass.”

Those are the words tweeted by Kim Kardashian to describe her racy new cover shoot for Paper magazine’s Winter issue. On one of the covers, Kardashian rocks a black sequin dress and, like she said, balances a champagne glass on her famous derriere. In the second image, the 34-year-old reality star takes off the gown and poses nude, full moon and all.

“For our winter issue, we gave ourselves one assignment: Break The Internet. There is no other person that we can think of who is up to the task than one Kim Kardashian West. A pop culture fascination able to generate headlines just by leaving her house, Kim is what makes the web tick,” Paper mag wrote on their website. “We tapped legendary French photographer Jean-Paul Goude to recreate his iconic ‘Champagne Incident’ shot and all we can say about the images inside, which we’ll be releasing on Thursday, is…holy fucking shit. This issue has got so much more in store so be sure to check back next week.”

Mrs. West took to Instagram to share the covers and posted the below tweet:

And they say I didn’t have a talent…try balancing a champagne glass on your ass LOL #BreakTheInternet #PaperMagazine

— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) November 12, 2014

“Paper Magazine new cover alert! – such a honor to work with the legendary Jean-Paul Goude!!!! Shot this in Paris. Can’t wait for you to see the the whole issue,” she wrote on Instagram.

All we can say is … WOW.

NSFW: Scroll at your own risk: