Passport photos are supposed to look horrible. That’s just an unwritten American rule. You’re supposed to take your passport picture at an overcrowded Walgreens, surrounded by screaming children. You’re supposed to be sweaty and/or cross-eyed, and so ashamed to hand your passport over to the TSA agent that the only thing that will make you feel better about it is going on a trip somewhere far away (which, lucky for you, you are!). Trust me, George Washington would’ve wanted it this way.

So, Kim Kardashian, it’s really not fair or American of you to have a glam squad to take your passport photo.

Kardashian posted the following photo to Instagram Aug. 5, writing, “New passport pic #Mrs.West #NameChange”:

It’s clear that Kardashian is in her hair, makeup and outfit from her Aug. 4 appearance on “Jimmy Kimmel Live:”

Ugh, life just isn’t fair when you’re not a Kardashian.