There were a lot of trends at the Grammys: Hershey’s Kiss foil dresses, LL Cool J wearing a Kangol hat for his infinity time hosting the show and also shorts! More than three pairs of shorts, which means we have enough for a trend piece. Here’s the definitive ranking:

1.) Pharrell’s Grey Shorts
Points for general leg tininess and smoothness.

2.) Angus Young’s Velvet Shorts
Points for leg brightness and muscle tone (possible spin class attendance).

3.) Pharrell’s Grey Shorts When They Turned White
Points for not caring about whether it is after Labor Day, or anything at all.

4.) Pharrell’s Bell Hop Shorts
Points for paying homage to “The Grand Budapest Hotel” and / or “The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody.”

5.) Elton Castee’s Black Shorts
No points.