Donald Trump released Lindsey Graham’s phone number to the public this week, and the public, of course, responded by calling and texting in droves. Much like they would during the time-honored American tradition of voting him off an island or a dance competition.

Funny or Die has gotten a hold of the voicemails people left on Lindsey Graham’s phone, and they are quite revealing. As usual, Donald Trump comes off looking like a very logical and reasonable human being.

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