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'Live From Snack Time!' Instagram Illustrates All The Hilarious Quotes Teachers Hear Their Students Say

Parents aren’t the only ones who get to hear the hilarious, creative and oddly wise things their children say on a daily basis. Their kids’ teachers also get quite an earful.

A New York City elementary school teacher is sharing some of her students’ best quotes on an Instagram account called “Live from Snack Time!” She also invites other teachers and parents to submit standout sayings from their own students and children.

Good to know for parent/teacher conferences (submitted by @ariellem6)

A photo posted by Live from Snack Time! (@livefromsnacktime) on May 18, 2015 at 4:26pm PDT

Though the teacher behind the account — who prefers to remain anonymous out of respect for her students — currently teaches second graders, she was inspired to launch “Live from Snack Time” on Twitter a year ago while working in a kindergarten classroom. “The way the students were responding to my teaching was too good not to share,” she told The Huffington Post.

“Their thoughts are genuine and pure. The way they think out loud and try to figure out the world in a creative way makes me love my job so much! They keep me laughing from the second I walk in the door until I leave.”

With the help of a friend, the self proclaimed “professional educator/eavesdropper” started adding visuals to the quotes and sharing them on Instagram in November. She also shares the quotes on a Tumblr and recently created Facebook account.

“I hope people realize how funny and curious kids can be,” she said. “I recommend not taking their questions lightly, they are trying to figure out the world… but it doesn’t hurt to laugh about it once in a while.”

Because a dump truck will never dump you…

A photo posted by Live from Snack Time! (@livefromsnacktime) on May 24, 2015 at 4:29pm PDT

Tomorrow’s lesson will be about idioms #livefromsnacktime

A photo posted by Live from Snack Time! (@livefromsnacktime) on Dec 4, 2014 at 5:03pm PST

Everything’s exciting on a Friday

A photo posted by Live from Snack Time! (@livefromsnacktime) on May 15, 2015 at 1:50pm PDT

Big bad plot twist

A photo posted by Live from Snack Time! (@livefromsnacktime) on May 22, 2015 at 11:14am PDT

27 years old and feeling the same ☺️

A photo posted by Live from Snack Time! (@livefromsnacktime) on Apr 17, 2015 at 1:30pm PDT

Solid Sunday advice #kidquotes

A photo posted by Live from Snack Time! (@livefromsnacktime) on Apr 12, 2015 at 3:29pm PDT

Day dreaming about cupcakes

A photo posted by Live from Snack Time! (@livefromsnacktime) on May 5, 2015 at 9:44am PDT

Where Mike Tyson went wrong. #kidthoughts

A photo posted by Live from Snack Time! (@livefromsnacktime) on May 9, 2015 at 12:14pm PDT

Just a question girl .. Livin’ in a lonely world #curiouskids #kiddiequotes

A photo posted by Live from Snack Time! (@livefromsnacktime) on Apr 20, 2015 at 3:55pm PDT

Kindergarten divorce rate is increasing. #KeepingUpWithKindergarten #livefromsnacktime

A photo posted by Live from Snack Time! (@livefromsnacktime) on Nov 5, 2014 at 4:00pm PST

Just because you just got your allowance doesn’t mean I’ll take a bribe #kidquotes

A photo posted by Live from Snack Time! (@livefromsnacktime) on Apr 6, 2015 at 7:29pm PDT

Because there aren’t enough bathrooms!

A photo posted by Live from Snack Time! (@livefromsnacktime) on May 25, 2015 at 4:08pm PDT

Mine too!

A photo posted by Live from Snack Time! (@livefromsnacktime) on Apr 2, 2015 at 5:41pm PDT

That is not even remotely true! Well I know what I need to teach tomorrow ….

A photo posted by Live from Snack Time! (@livefromsnacktime) on Mar 9, 2015 at 3:43pm PDT

Good one? #AprilFoolsDay #KidQuotes

A photo posted by Live from Snack Time! (@livefromsnacktime) on Apr 1, 2015 at 6:36pm PDT

I guess I see the logic here #livefromsnacktime

A photo posted by Live from Snack Time! (@livefromsnacktime) on Nov 13, 2014 at 7:41am PST

Well then .. Guess what I’m bringing to recess this week!

A photo posted by Live from Snack Time! (@livefromsnacktime) on Apr 26, 2015 at 10:54am PDT

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