Today on ABC’s The View it was announced by Whoopi Goldberg that Thor will no longer be worthy enough to wield his magic hammer Mjolnir, so a new female Thor will be taking his place.

“It’s a huge day in the Marvel Universe. Thor, the God of Thunder, he messed up, and he’s no longer worthy to hold that damn hammer of his. For the first time in history, that hammer is being held by a woman. That’s right. Thor is a woman!” Goldberg said.

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