If Matthew McConaughey reflecting on the meaninglessness of existence doesn’t make you want to buy a Lincoln, nothing will.

The actor recently starred in some ads for the car company, and Conan O’Brien couldn’t resist giving them a “True Detective” remix.

Watching the clip, it’s apparent that Rust Cohle quotes are a flat circle. Every one we’ve ever heard gets parodied over and over again, and it’s hilarious every time.

“Conan” airs weeknights at 11:00 p.m. ET on TBS.