For every 10 people … there are 20 people. On “Saturday Night Live” this weekend, Cecily Strong took to Weekend Update as “The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation with at a Party” to discuss the recent news that Nigerian terrorist group Boko Haram has joined forces with ISIS.

You can try to get away, but she’ll corner you at the party. And this girl really wants to speak to you about HMOs, stacking all the homeless women of the world on top of each other and bringing democracy to Syria via Instagram.

So just go along with it until she finds someone else to talk to.