In honor of Friday’s “Spectre” debut, the good nerds over at Burger Fiction created a supercut of every James Bond gadget that appeared on film. That’s 23 movies, from “Dr. No” to “Skyfall.”
We took it upon ourselves to rank the 90 most ridiculous inventions out of the 193 that the video documents, in order of increasing absurdity:
- Pager
- Earpiece
- 7.65 mm bullet with “delivery like a brick”
- Bug detectors
- Safe-cracking device
- Geiger counter
- Throwing stars
- Various teeny-tiny cameras
- Arm-implanted GPS microchip
- Flare gun
- Credit card lock pick
- On-land jetpacks
- Speedboat with missiles and old-school GPS
- Hidden periscope
- Underwater camera
- Mini helicopter
- Binocular glasses
- Gun with infrared attachment
- Fire-shooting gun
- Laser-shooting gun
- Gun disguised as a cigarette
- Tape recorder disguised as a dictionary
- Clothing brush disguised as a morse code transmitter
- Magnetic watch that snatches spoons and bullets
- Alarm clock that’s also a bomb
- Radio transmitter disguised as a cigarette lighter
- Watch that saws through binding rope
- Watch that shoots a laser beam
- Tape recorder disguised as a camera
- Poison dart pen
- Watch that prints out instructions
- Aston Martin DB-5 that comes with old-school GPS, tire-slashing technology, getaway sparkles and an enemy ejector seat
- Watch that’s also a waterproof geiger counter
- X-ray glasses
- “Harmless” radioactive pill that sends a homing signal
- Underwater breathing device
- Black leather case packed with rounds of ammunition that detonates talcum powder and can also hand you a knife or 50 gold sovereigns
- Underwater jetpack
- Laser-shooting tires
- Old-school FaceTime
- Camera disguised as a ring
- Dagger shoe
- Mousetrap disguised in a suit
- Fake fingerprint
- Electric razor that detects bugs
- Voice-changer
- Opaque hamster ball used to roll across water
- Cell phone with GPS and a high-resolution camera
- Car with cement shooters and missiles that can also turn into a submarine
- Speedboat that ejects explosives and allows for easy windsurfing getaway
- Watch that shoots darts with a flick of the wrist
- Rocket motorcycle
- Gondola car
- Watch that detonates bombs
- Eyeglasses that detonate bombs
- Car that explodes at a burglar’s touch
- Laser-shooting Polaroid camera
- Keys with a lock pick and stun gas activated by whistling
- Watch that records boobs and other video
- Ring that shatters glass
- Fancy checkbook that reveals past marks on paper
- Wetsuit with a fake duck on top
- A rope that rises skyward at the press of a button
- Pen that becomes an earpiece with which to eavesdrop and contains liquid to melt jail cell window grates
- Umbrella that closes its claw-like spokes around its victim’s neck
- Car that can turn into a snowmobile
- Car with camouflage technology, an ejector seat, retractable tire spikes and, of course, missiles
- Car that may be controlled via remote
- Suspenders that are also grappling hooks
- Fake underwater manta-ray cover-up
- Radio disguised as a broom
- Grappling hook disguised as a belt
- Sunglasses with image-lightening filters
- Brick-like cell phone that picks locks, hides a stun gun and activates a car’s defense mechanisms
- Car with self-healing tires
- Ski pole that’s also a gun
- Lethal prosthetic arm
- Man-eating couch
- Dagger-shooting oriental fan
- Exploding toothpaste
- Exploding cigarettes
- Leg cast that shoots rockets
- An extra-sharp tea tray
- Phone booth that crushes anyone who enters
- Bagpipe that’s actually a gun and a flamethrower
- Ski jacket that becomes a protective plastic bubble
- WALL-E-esque spy robot
- Boombox that fires rockets
- Single-passenger submarine made to look like a crocodile
- Plastic horse butt in a trailer that swings away to reveal a hidden airplane
H/T The Verge
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