What did you have in mind for a Halloween costume this year? Well, you should know that with each passing second that you spend reading this very deliberate, well-planned and purposely prolonged sentence, your costume idea becomes increasingly more lame.

And this is how your Halloween costume usually goes down. Tick, tock, tick, tock …

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