After the “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” teaser trailer was unleashed on Friday, fans got their first, albeit very small, taste of director J.J. Abrams’ vision for the sevenquel. While excitement and approval seemed to be the general tone, fans couldn’t help but wonder how even the briefest of peeks into the film would be different in the hands of George Lucas. Thanks to the effort of YouTube user Michael Shanks, we now have a George Lucas edition of the teaser, and it is as hilariously congested as you would expect. If there isn’t a double-sided, double-crossbar lightsaber by “Episode 8,” we’re calling for mutiny. Watch the spoof teaser above.