Brothers,

A group of lowlives who call themselves “Anonymous” are coming after our private information. You’re probably asking yourself, “What kind of organization would hide behind masks, conducting secret meetings about harming the lives of innocent people?” It’s a cowardly, heinous practice, no doubt.

To avoid having your identity exposed, here are some quick cybersecurity tips from me, Carl — I mean — the nameless KKK IT guy.

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