Seriously, with today’s hyperactive news cycle, what Trump angle is still untouched? The answer is Trump himself. Because if you’re like me, you regularly think, “God, Trump is such a crazy dick. If only he were at least hot enough to want to f**k!”

Above Average writer and Photoshop Jedi Glenn Boozan has finally made all our dreams come true. She took Trump’s face and retouched it to try and make him hot.

And now, behold!

Alright, probably still not.

Check out the full process of how Boozan gifted us this peek into a frightening alternate reality.

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