Gospel choirs are known for their impassioned praise and harmonizing, but this one from the folks at UCB Comedy is throwing up its hands for a very different reason.

In a video posted to YouTube on Sept. 25, UCB’s music video team The Backyard imagined what an agnostic gospel choir would look and sound like. Apparently it would have a lot of questions, and not just about the big stuff.

“How does God work? Is he a jerk? Is he for safe sex? Can he prescribe me Valtrex?” the choir sings as they sway from side to side.

We have to hand it to The Backyard: All the questions are real head-scratchers. Philosophers and theologists will surely be writing essays about this video for years.