1) Dancing Sharks make great hype men
Singing trees are also found in California.
2) Katy Perry is either a Pokemon or a 90s Wrestling Star
Not surprising considering the overlap between kids who grew up with pokemon and kids who grew up with WWF.
3) Mobile gaming has enough marketing dollars for superbowl ads
Not a single Xbox, Playstation or Nintendo commercial to be found.
4) Superbowl commercials are dark as fuck
Why did he have to die?
5) Don’t pass on the first down.
This ain’t Madden.